I call the vagina shmirshky (pronounced shmersh-key )
I use this term not only to refer to the specific part of the anatomy but also the women that posses them. All women both have and are shmirshkies.
While i use the term shmirshky to mean vagina, woman, or female, it is so much more than just that. Shmirshky is a spirit, an attitude, and a state of mind. Shmirshky evokes confidence, care, and humor during demanding, chaotic, and often depressing times. Shmirshky is dealing with life's daily challenges with a grin instead of a grimace. Shmirshky is fun, playful, sexy, and accepting.
When your equilibrium is off, shmirshky is balance. When love seems out of reach, shmirshky is warmth. When the world is a lonely place, shmirshky is a dear friend. Shmirshky is a source of support and comfort for every woman: from the independent traveler to the multitasking house mom. Life is lighter, because I'm a shmirshky!